lets play a game

[Xasper]

alright i found this on some random forum and it looked pretty cool (there was 6 pages of it and it was still going)
lets try it out 

This is a game, where you make a wish, and then the next person grants that wish, but in an unexpected/unpleasent way. Also the wishes need to be simple, otherwise it gets to tough, just say the wish no conditions).

example

person 1: I wish I owned the world

person 2: wish granted, but you have to pay property taxes. I wish i could see through walls.

so now lets play.

i wish i dont have to go back to school

[Zillen]

~~GRANTED!~~
But you will be a hobo and will depend on eating rat droppings and pee water. 

I wish DA 6.0 will arrive today

[JoyPS]

Haha Mike!  It is a great game.

Granted... but your computer gets a virse that prevents you from playing.

I wish Ken goes to the same school as me.

[Khiash]

Granted, yay.
However one of you will have to move to another city, ending up in different schools.
I wish Sephiroth was real >=D

[Shadow Link]

Granted, but yo uget 2 seconds to look at him before he shoots your head off.

I wish I had pie..

[sevin; destroyer of worlds]

GRANTED.....but you suddenly contract a desease that makes your skin fall off if you even smell pie.

i wish i could fly

((Amusing a funny response to being able to see through walls is :granted, but you are deemed clinicly insane and are put into a mental instituion that overlooks an all girls old age home:))

[tiffy]

GRANTED!!! ^^

but the moment you get into the air your wings molt(sp?) and you fall out of the air and die.

[Shadow Link]

I was thinking something like: Granted, but you can never land again.

(Ack, you forgot to wish for something :p)

I wish to be able to drive..

[tiffy]

GRANTED!!! ^^

but the moment you get into the air your wings molt(sp?) and you fall out of the air and die.

I was thinking something like: Granted, but you can never land again.

(Ack, you forgot to wish for something :p)

I wish to be able to drive..

OOPS!!

i wish i was loved ;.;

[Shadow Link]

I love you <3

There ya go! ^^

Now..... I wish I was able to drive.

[KaosWolf]

Granted, but you have a truck that gets 8 miles to a gallon, and gas has soared to $500 a gallon.

I wish that my Girl friend and I didn't break up.

[tiffy]

I love you <3

There ya go! ^^

Now..... I wish I was able to drive.

so what's the catch?

[KaosWolf]

That Shadow link loves you??!?!?! Just kidding...

I wish my girlfriend and I didn't get in a fight... she says she is still my Girl friend now...

[Shadow Link]

OH! I didn't see the wish part there o.o. Erm, Granted but you'd have to beg like a little doggie XD

Kaos: Granted, only you have to pay her $1000/second for her to speak to you.

I wish my computer was fixed..

[tiffy]

granted... but then your power would go out.